Wednesday, October 11, 2006
LOLX, me and xueyao spam songming's tagboard! me is mother mong, xueyao is father mong!
MOTHER MONG: ah mong ah! come out of ur temple and stop chanting! tag ur board and leave some posts for ur fren!
RYU: ya lor, see ur mum oso call u out le XD
FATHER MONG: mong darling ah! come out la! dun be mong monk le can? i wanna hear you chant at home
MOTHER MONG: lao gong ar, see our son everyday chant in temple, he dun wan listen u noe! aiyo.. ah mong ah! come out leh!
FATHER MONG: lao po ah! SEE LA! how you teach your son one? teach until liddat. ALAMAK. he wun be anything GOOD when he grows up
MOTHER MONG: WHAT? everything oso my fault! is not i teach one la, blame all those ppl die so fast. he go learn frm the buddhist monks one la! aiyo.
FATHER MONG: AIYOH. why you liddat one! you want quarrel with me issit. COME LA! we divorce la! or you want fight on the bed?
MOTHER MONG: DIVORCE DIVORCE DIVORCE! u everytime oso say divorce! u divorce liao i
go find who sex me?! huh?! can u think of me?!
FATHER MONG: OMFG. HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT! must think of our darling MONG MONG mah. if not he go become NUN how?!
MOTHER MONG: ok fine. lets not quarrel. aiyo.. stop becoming monk la ah mong! come out leh. eh lao gong, faster get him out. ltr the gay monks inside rape him how?!
FATHER MONG: ya hor. ZEN ME BAN LAO PO? zen me ban! he's abandoning us! lets give birth to a china NUN
MOTHER MONG: OHKAY, ANYWAY I GETTING HORNY NOW!!! FASTER, AND USE MORE STRENGTH HOR! ah.. mm... oh..
NARRATOR: THE END OF STORY
ano hi no boku wa mukizu na mamade hito wo aisouto shiteita
that day, i love you without getting hurt/ 12:16 AM