my not-very-nice-but-damn-funny-testimonial-to-kristel-ang-wan-ping-who-is-my-short-pskul-friend!

OI YOU SHORTY BITCH.
i love you. LOL.
EH YOU SHOULD CONFESS TO ME INSTEAD.

scenario 1
kristel: guowei... look in to my eyes..
guowei: huh? where?

scenario 2
kristel: guowei.. you know.. i have something to tell you..
guowei: say lor.
kristel: i
guowei: (suddenly says)eh u damn short leh
kristel: .......

scenario 3
kristel: guowei, i just cant seem to touch that face of yours... its just too far for me to reach you...
guowei: you goon ar? you so short, how to reach my face?

scenario 4
kristel: guowei.. my love for you will nvr be as short as me.
guowei: omg that's uber uber romantic! ii lurbs euu tu!! muackiezzzxzxzxzxzxzx!!
and they live happily eva after. (... NOT!!)

LOL!! so cool!!! =D
maybe i should write one to audrey. LOL!!
today moon was v special! not much light but u can see clearly the black specks on it.
haha. i want every to know that god is special and had changed my life.
so RETURN TO GOD'S SIDE, PLEASE. AND LETS BE ONE BIG FAMILY.
haha.
life's been great. i just wanna go shopping, that's all haha.